Baby Spam: A Cautionary Tale, The Prequel

If you've read Spam Risk before, this is the prequel to her lore. This book pre-dates when Spam was grown, harassing folks by telephone. Before the girl was a phone-maven, she drove a few, from parent's haven. Before our Spamela was Spam, this depicts her in her pram. This book tells of her early days, shenanigans and baby ways. So when you lie awake and fretting, be glad this little book you're getting! This tale might offer some respite, from Spam calls that come in the night.