Dr. K's Sure-Fire Instant Weight-Loss Secrets

Finally -- all the secrets of instant health and weight loss in one short, laugh-filled, easy-to-read book! In just 100 pages, Dr. K's Sure-Fire Instant Weight-Loss Secrets reveals the keys to greater strength, stamina, sexual satisfaction, and overall robust health. If you're sick and tired of all the sneaky methods publishers use to recycle the same weight-loss and exercise advice in a shiny new package, then you'll want to read this shiny new book that takes all the weight-loss and exercise advice from other books and recycles it into the most hilarious, laser-accurate parody in years. Laughter alone burns 78 calories an hour, guaranteed! (Guarantee void wherever warranties are legally enforced.) If you go to the beach and people try to roll you back into the water to rejoin your pod, you need this book! If your jumping jacks register on the Richter scale, you need this book! If your body-mass index has to be expressed using scientific notation, you need this book! And if you're already slim, trim, and healthy, buy the book anyway. Because you never know... Dr. K is not a medical doctor, but he is working on his Ph.D. in medieval literature.