Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology, Paperback/Cory O'Brien
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From the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of
Greek, Norse, Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their
purest, bawdiest forms All our lives, we've been fed watered-down,
PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more
screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of
unidentified...wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid
Wishes, Cory O'Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD , sets the stories
straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way
they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter
words. Did you know? Cronus liked to eat babies. Narcissus probably
should have just learned to masturbate. Odin got construction
discounts with bestiality. Isis had bad taste in jewelry. Ganesh
was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy. And Abraham was
totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face. Still skeptical?
Here are a few more gems to consider: - Zeus once stuffed an unborn
fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its
mother by being too good in bed. - The entire Egyptian universe was
saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering
everyone. - The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only
stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties...on the
corpses of their enemies. - The Norse goddess Freyja once consented
to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace. And
there's more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.
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